The Poland Polisher

When you ejaculate on a bald head and use your discharge as polish.
I use The Poland Polisher on my dad to keep him looking clean.
by RandomUser03737 June 04, 2021
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Polish Alan

Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.
God i wouldn’t like to do a Polish Alan.
by MiniMexicanM4n April 20, 2023
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Polished Turd

A old, beat down, overall crappy truck, modified with big rims and lifts to look cool despite to overall lackluster look of the rest of the vehicle, most commonly drive by highschool students in the south.
Evans 04’ Silverado is a real nice Polished Turd
by BubbaGumppy February 23, 2021
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tile polisher

21st century version of a carpet muncher. Woman who performs oral sex on another woman with no hair or "carpet".
Leslie went to the lesbian bar to munch some carpet. Only to find there is only tile to polish. She has found being a tile polisher is much better.
by NotMexican702 July 29, 2017
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the polish trick

The polish trick is when you fart through a window by opening it or if it is already opened, does not matter what height the window is as long as the fart happens through the window.
Door: Hey Crilbus, did you hear about when Atli performed the polish trick to ruin the Hogs chemo?
Crilbus: yeah, like a dog on wheels.
by Dogulator October 07, 2021
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Polish rose

A Polish rose is an hors d'oeuvre made with chipped beef (Buddig, for example) cream cheese and a dill pickel. Spread the soft cream cheese on the slice of beef, lay a pickel on it and roll it up. Then slice it cross wise into bite sized pieces. I am not aware of a proper culinary name for these. We've always called them Polish roses.
We're coming to your Super Bowl party and we'll bring Polish roses.
by The Michigan Vintner February 03, 2019
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french polish

When your Bae uses more tongue than mouth during a blowjob.
"Bloody hell, love. I wanted a blowjob not a French polish."
by TheBlank89 January 01, 2016
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