Piper

Piper’s pretty much a train wreck lol.
She’s got a dark past probably an alcoholic and/or drug addict. Has unlimited supply of weird fucking stories that often don’t make sense to anyone but her. Is most likely adopted or in foster care. Hates animals, loves murder and death. DEFINITELY a power top. Skinny, pale kinda looks dead, her hair is dry and crusty cause of all the hair dye she uses and usually has green bloodshot eyes. Seems like a hoe but is actually a virgin. Overall just a good time, but don’t mess with her lol.

ayo u see that girl snorting cocaine off that girls tits while singing adele??
yeah that’s just piper being piper

by lolitwasntme;\ November 23, 2021

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Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

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Phoebe Piper

A Zesty Person Who Loves People With The Last Name Stacy

“Bro that’s so Zesty”
“I know right their such a Phoebe Piper”

by BigTrev March 11, 2023

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Piper

Hot asf and nice she is really kind and very cute

Hey piper Wsp shawty

by Kckfzkfzirz March 26, 2023

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pieeyed piper

Drug dealer who is followed everywhere by a group of junkies whose eyes are the size of pies.

Why are all those crack heads with eyes the size of pies following that dude?
Oh that’s the pieeyed piper playing his glass flute leading them to the trap house.

by Spoopleman January 18, 2023

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