demon paper

a paper that follows you around and comes into your life and never leaves

person 1-omg there is a news paper
person 2- it must be a demon paper

by emmeh_the_emu February 12, 2015

paper pimp

Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".

Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.

by boggler September 23, 2005

paper kindle

a printed book

My ereader battery died so I had to read a paper kindle.

by ebibliotopia September 22, 2010

happy paper

Paper that makes one happy, meaning money. aka mullah, dinero, etc.

Man, i really need some happy paper right about now.

AGH! that man stole all of my happy paper!!!!

by Jesss June 22, 2005

Spank Paper

The paper used for catching you're load after masturbating.

I.E. Tissue, or Toilet Paper.

I need to find my spank paper. so i can blow this load. No clean up needed.

by Spooty McSpooterson January 26, 2010

sunday paper

A joint so big it looks like the size of the Sunday paper.

Damn Chaz that's a huge Sunday paper

by Lyon tamer December 24, 2013

proper paper

proper paper mean certified documents that are legal in Alicai Harley's song proper paper she sings about being married to someone in the sense that they don't just all each other husband or wife but that they have certified stamped legal documents backing up there union.

I'm not worried bout those other women because our marriage is on proper paper

by chrissythequuen April 21, 2020