Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".
Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.
by boggler September 23, 2005
Get the paper pimpmug. by emmeh_the_emu February 12, 2015
Get the demon papermug. copying and pasteing different sentences from different essay websites to create a untracable plagiarized essay.
by Tylerwbubs August 3, 2007
Get the franken papermug. phrase: First mentioned by Marion Abbott, the parisian designer, in a crack-house in Paris in the early 21st century, "I'm down to the paper," or, more colloquially "M' down to tha papes," is the call to arms for when a freshly rolled spliff is beckoned for.
by bedopourtous March 19, 2013
Get the down to the papermug. proper paper mean certified documents that are legal in Alicai Harley's song proper paper she sings about being married to someone in the sense that they don't just all each other husband or wife but that they have certified stamped legal documents backing up there union.
by chrissythequuen April 21, 2020
Get the proper papermug. 
Get the Ass Papermug. by ebibliotopia September 22, 2010
Get the paper kindlemug.