Textual Tease

When someone txts you first but doesn't respond after the initial txt until the next day when they repeat this annoying habit.

Textual Tease: Heyy! :)

You: Hey:) What's up?!

(20 minutes later)

You: ???

(Nexy Day)

Textual Tease: Hey cutie!

You: Hi whats up

by Dr. Phil da Grill McGraw July 5, 2010

puss tease

When a boy acts like he is going to engage in sexual activities and withdraws from performance before any culminating activity takes place.

Can occur for several reasons: strong moral compass, whiskey dick, general erectile dysfunction, narcolepsy, or alcohol induced coma.

Matt and I were engaging in some heavy petting and a hardcore makeout sesh last night - I totally thought we were going to get down, but he couldn't get it up because he was too drunk. What a puss tease!

by Lilleelee March 9, 2011

Event-Tease

Refers to someone who creates many interesting Facebook events, and cancels them.
Friends make plans around these events, or look forward to them, but then their expectations are dashed when the events are suddenly cancelled without warning or reason.

"Hey Johnny, were you planning on going to the party at Monica's house that she listed on FB? She just cancelled it too! She cancels 95% of the events she creates! She's such an event-tease!"

by nosniktaG July 7, 2013

lesbian tease

A straight girl who claims to be a new found lesbian and leads on/flirts with lesbians to make them think she is interested just to leave them in the end for a boy after she realizes she isnt a lesbian

"Ashley totally told me that she came out and that she was into me but now she has a boyfriend??"

"She's such a lesbian tease"

by Lunchlover8969012 May 30, 2014

kart tease

To tell someone you’re going to head over to their house to play Mario Kart on the Nintendo 64 then bail last minute

Guy 1: we gonna play the shit outta some Mario kart tonight?

Guy 2: hell ya i’ll Be there after work

Couple hours later...

Guy 2: sorry man can’t make it, gonna snuggle the girlfriend instead

Guy 1: your girlfriend is ugly and you are a kart tease

by T-boner77 November 10, 2017

Benjamin Tease

A journeyman strip club technique, the Benjamin Tease is taking one $100 bill for the whole strip club evening. When strippers approach you the Benjie is mentioned but never given away. In view but out of reach. It eventually becomes a competition between the strippers for who will earn the $100.

Club guy 1 - Did you do the Benjamin Tease?

Club guy 2 - Oh yea... best $100 I never spent.

by Joe Treflo October 27, 2018

cock taser

Cock taser: Any person or object that abruptly ends a man's erection, as a taser would if it were applied during a moment of sexual excitement.

A lady turned me on on my way to work, but then I bumped into a co-worker, a real gargoyle and cock taser, so I lost all interest in sex, perhaps permanently.

by Mild7 October 14, 2019