Takes the cake

When a womans booty is noticeably big.

Joe:Damn look at that girls hot ass!

Sean: Yeah man her ass takes the cake!

Joe: Nah bro, her ass takes the whole bakery!

by Blondgirl90 October 18, 2016

tabes

Official word for any french fry, chip, or finger-sized food that has come into contact with the top surface of a table before being consumed.

Hey man I forgot my lunch, can I have your tabes?

by Kemp Disaster January 9, 2006

Talesha

A term to describe the way in which a booty will be eaten.

To eat a booty in this way, first you need to finger the butt to make it wet and better for easy access then take your tongue and punch her fart box then just flitter your tongue.

I'm going to eat the booty "Talesha" style.

by umhellothere1234 September 30, 2016

Talesan

Noun: A type of internet predator commonly displayed as a mystical fox-like creature. Supposedly its origins come from Team Fortress 2 and are derived from Japanese folklore and possibly the Shinigami.

Also an adjective for stalker.

Sounds like someone is being stalked by a Mr. San

stop being a talesan

sounds like you have a talesan

watch out for that talesan

by Bubbles785 August 8, 2011

takes the awards

when something is so cool it is worthy of getting the 'awards' whatever that may be

that's definitly taking the awards today

by IrishRepublicanArmy May 18, 2004

takesitinthe

a great middle name for an architecture professor who teaches history of arch. at the university of cincinnati

person 1: hey, we're gonna be late to class.
person 2: fuck it, i don't wanna listen to takesitinthe today

by ma jones May 20, 2004

Takes Tuesdays

A phrase used to describe a long period of time; a long wait

Marky: Hey man, is that Pizza done yet?
Josh "The O": Nah man, you know that shit takes tuesdays.

by TheBlackDonKing May 22, 2009