Verb: when you accidentally hook up with your cousin or other relatives at a bar without knowing what you've done.
"Dude, Chad I messed up real bad, I accidentally did the Mississippi Tango with Sarah, she's a great kisser but also my cousin."
by AresInamorta June 23, 2025

by vve September 5, 2023

A Tango that has grown accustom to the indoor lifestyle. Taskings usually require cleaning, cake walking, serving food. This Tango would not fair well in the "Fields" as he has lost his ability to work outside. Typically black in nature.
by The Realest Professor August 21, 2024

by Wiz El’Tango August 9, 2024

When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.
“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”
by Butterscotch6969 March 20, 2021

Mastermind with the Golden touch, inventor and mercenary up for hire.
Mistaken for Astro Jack 'cause his head is always out of his body, not literally.
Mistaken for Astro Jack 'cause his head is always out of his body, not literally.
by HydraX420 October 24, 2020
