I wish people would stop leaving all this taco bell graffiti, I mean the brush is right next to the toilet for a reason!
by I piss knowledge December 11, 2020
by "Patrick" May 14, 2019
Where you eat a ton of Taco Bell the day before, then procede to take a huge watery shit on someone’s face
by Gbad/loving it December 21, 2020
by jimsnow0 November 17, 2012
A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018
by zombieskull August 19, 2023
One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind the mind that wrote dipper goes to taco bell
by two_trucks9009 June 03, 2025