Artic Stroke

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a fuzzy glove.

Me: Did you see the porno with the girl giving the guy an artic stroke?

Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.

by Never_On_Time_Nymphatics April 20, 2016

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stroke tid

You have a stroke and your tid shakes

1. Man my fuckin stroke tids are shaking like crazy

2. When my nan had a stroke she totally had stroke tids

by tids4life August 24, 2017

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mini stroke

Mini stroke is when someone with little tiny hands strokes a little tiny penis.

The president conducted a mini stroke before his meeting with Putin

by dogsrock September 1, 2020

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When a bands debut album is a hit, and any subsequent album is shit in relation to it. New albums released by bands suffering from Strokes Syndrome do not themselves necessarily have to be shit ... but chances are that they are.

Etymology: the phrase Strokes Syndrome comes from the band The Strokes, whose debut album Is This It was an undisputed masterpiece. As such, all their later albums, although average to good, had the appearance of being disappointing.

I was able to diagnose Alt J with Strokes Syndrome just minutes into the first track of their new album. It was a bloodflood.

by Bird345 September 16, 2014

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Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.

"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.

by Daneoid81 November 23, 2014

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