Peter: "Did you hear she got a promotion AND a raise?"
Colby: "That ugly bitch has been in the bosses office slinging the puss!"
Colby: "That ugly bitch has been in the bosses office slinging the puss!"
by acg4ife March 26, 2016
A person who finishes way too fast but acts like they just pulled off the greatest performance of all time. Like a slingshot that fires prematurely and then pretends it was a perfect shot, a Sling-Ray barely lasts but still does a victory lap. They’re out here celebrating like they broke records, but the game barely even started.
“My tinder date last night was done in under a minute, then rolled over like he just won gold at the bedroom Olympics. Straight-up Sling-Ray behavior.”
by Lex-O-Mech February 08, 2025
by PencilBuzz October 25, 2023
A Brazilian Nut Sling, is when you tie a rope or cord around each testicle, then tie the other ends to each ears of the other participant. This is so whenever they jerk their head back from sucking dick, it tugs and rips on each of the testicles mercilessly.
by Strikegold August 24, 2021
by therealnohomo April 12, 2024
Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.
by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021
Similar to the word “rizz,” the pc word sling means a charismatic trait that somebody has and quantifies their ability to get bitches.
Omg is he gonna go sling her up?
I have so much sling I get girls all the time.
Woah she is such a sling king!
I have so much sling I get girls all the time.
Woah she is such a sling king!
by slingking October 01, 2023