simile

a rhetorical figure expressing comparison or likeness, by use of such words as like, as, so

Her eyes were as pretty as diamonds;
ALSO
The sand was hot like fire

by Jessica September 11, 2003

John Sample

1) A generic name used just like john doe or jane doe. It is a "sample name"

2) A generic name for a tool or a village idiot. Most commonly a generic wigga especially one with a great deal of wiggerness, particularly in the Northeast near New York but well outside of any real ghetto.

teacher "I'm going to have to write you up, whats your name?"
student "John Sample"

Intercom "Will (the mutha Fuckin') john sample come to the office NOW!"

AIM convo
"dude, john sample is such a myth"
"No way, I buy all my drugs from him"
"LoL, ur never gonna be able to rat out ur dealer - he is a john doe"

by Physics Man II November 13, 2005

One does not simply

One does not simply not define this phrase.

One does not simply come up with an example of one does not simply.

by One Does Not Simply Identify March 6, 2014

Simple Man

A guy who likes, comments and/or shares anything that depicts the most simple form of female beauty. e.g. Boobs, Butt, Legs, Cameltoe.

I'm a simple man, I see boobs, I like the post.

by SquidwardHandsome January 29, 2017

simplidiocy

The act of being simple minded and idiotic at the same time.

I can't stand those with Simplidiocy.
This must be an act of Simplidiocy.

by Whore-able_&_Adorable January 28, 2018

simple ho

As popularized by stand up heroine Ali Wong, a “simple ho”, not to be confused with “basic bitch”, is a choice whereas the latter is a inevitability.

A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.

E.G. “Ali, take out the trash and deposit these checks!”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”

Vs. a basic bitch

Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.

*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”

by Jeb Chim November 16, 2018

Simplaining

A person who gives reasons for their simping

When John was caught giving a girl his umbrella he had some simplaining to do

by Reyce Morgan October 6, 2020