Bread Shop

When a Nigga named Mathew who creates a store that sells Bread.

Mr_moho: "Yo you see that nigga Mathew's Bread Shop. Like a Sandwich Bread comes first"
Mathew: "Nigga I be selling Bread that she feels it in her toes. I'm a real young baker for the 6ix."🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

by IHateBlackPeopleBecauseTheyEat June 3, 2019

Shop shy

Descriptive of a sudden and inexplicable aversion to entering a particular shop. This can be caused by any one or combination of the following factors: the apparent attitude of the shop assistants, a shop being far too brightly lit, a shop with hardly anything in it and lots of space, a shop that's entirely white inside which could make you feel a bit scruffy in comparison (especially make-up counters), a shop full of very delicate displays of highly breakable things, shops with mirrors everywhere, quiet shops with too many members of staff standing around who might try to 'help' you...

"When she noticed the stuck-up, hoity-toity looking shop assistants standing around bored, just waiting to instantly judge her then totally ignore her as soon as she entered, she suddenly felt all shop shy and did a complete u-turn in the doorway to the fancy lingerie store. 'I didn't really need any new panties anyway' she thought to herself..."

by Pen Knife March 9, 2009

yogurt shop

When you push on a woman’s stomach and enough jizz comes out of her vagina; like self serve ice cream.

Jeff and John’s mom is like a yogurt shop.

by John’s mom December 31, 2020

shopping rage

When a girl spontaneously goes shopping because she's angry with someone or something.

This chick I saw at the mall was totally in a shopping rage, she must of broke up with her boy friend or something.

by Lumberjackman March 12, 2014

sud shop

The sud shop is a slang term for The Beer Store.

The Beer Store is a corporation owned by the mega-brewers Molson-Coors, Labatt and Sleeman. Despite offering a limited variety of brews from smaller companies, it owns a quasi-monopoly on the sale of beer in the province of Ontario in Canada.

Dude A - What a day, I could really use some suds to relax.
Dude B - That's not a problem. I feel the same way. I'll give you a lift to the sud shop and you can buy us all some brews.
Random asshole - Beer gives me gas and upsets my fragile stomach.
Dude A - Why don't you be a man for once and suck it up?
Dude B - Why can't we all just get along? Get this poor man a gin and tonic.
Dude A - Sorry Dude B, The Beer Store only carries suds. In the province of Ontario, only the Licbo sells spirits.
Dude B - Looks like Random Asshole is shit out of luck.
Duda A - He's up shit's creek without a paddle.
Dude B - That's what I'm saying.

by BirdKiller32086 October 28, 2015

Office Shopping

to take office supplies for personal use (i.e. to steal)

Joannie needed some extra packing tape for home so the next day at work, she went office shopping.

by Elvira Pepper February 7, 2017

Wreckn Shop

to be used as a verb for when when your just ballen to hard to do anything else or just destroying (literaly or figuratively) someone or something or maybe just an expression after an event takes place, regardless of the intencety level. A shop wrecker would be one who wrecks with consistancy or style.

Can also be used as Wreckn, Gettn Wrecked on or Gettn Wrecked

BRO: Dude just crashed my jeep into the children's hospital.
BRO2: Dude your wreckn some shop!!!

Guy: Just found a five spot!
Guy 2: Dude your wreckn!

Person: Just commited 3rd degree murder of a nun!
Person2: She just got wrecked on!

Student:I've been wreckn shop all day.
Student2: Have you?
Student : Yeh
Student2: Chill

Alec: Dude Lee just passed out in the park again.
Diego: Lee is such a shop wrecker.
Alec: Most Deffinitly

by Nitro210 October 5, 2011