Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
by Gmannetje June 27, 2022
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Shedding Inhibitions

A wholesome story about a mother and son reconnecting!
Guy 1: Yo, brb, gonna go read Shedding Inhibitions.

Guy 2: What?
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Shedding Inhibitions

A wholesome story about a mother and son reconnecting!
Guy 1: Yo, brb, gonna go read Shedding Inhibitions.

Guy 2: What?
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shed spin

When you 360 and as you get back round while wanking hard you let your load go on ya bird
by SchlongHead123 February 19, 2016
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behind the bike shed

A place where things go down. Usually either blow jobs or smoking
Did you hear Jack got blown behind the bike shed
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Shedding Rubber

Definition 1: Cutting up the dance floor; grooving to the music; feeling the rhythm

Definition 2: watching your shoes disintegrate before your own eyes
Holy boobies Batman, did you see the way that Rob was shedding rubber on the dance floor tonight? He could put John Travolta to shame.
by Mr. Truth & Company March 03, 2024
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potato shed

During the covid-19 pandemic, cruising houses on Zillow while stuck at home became a national pastime. Enter, Zillow Gone Wild. This Instagram account rocketed to popularity in 2020 for its snarky yet accurate descriptions of unusual real estate listings. A particularly opulent Dover, MA listing included, among other excesses, a fully stocked potato shed. It sold in 2021 for an eye-popping $13,250,000. Subsequent Zillow Gone Wild posts frequently reference "no potato shed" in their intros, meaning that it's great but there's still room for extra bling.
On today’s episode of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Part 39.

🚨🚨🚨Listing outlink
$1,450,000
New Berlin, WI
6 bd, 7 ba
6,254 sq ft
17.49 acres
Plenty of room for a potato shed.
by Fryer Cluck September 25, 2023
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