Code that is never executed might be perfectly bug-free, or it might be spaghetti. Until it is built and a full suite of tests is run against it, there is absolutely no way to know which state it’s in.
by Rakuand June 06, 2018
A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.
Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"
THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"
A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"
A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
by ZackAkai July 12, 2024
The theory that you know everything until you ask a question.
Someone with Schrödingers Knowledge would never have asked any questions and has the brain of a rock
Someone with Schrödingers Knowledge would never have asked any questions and has the brain of a rock
Person 1 “jimmy is really weird, he never does anything or says anything.”
Person 2 “That’s because Jimmy has Schrödingers knowledge. He knows everything there is to know until he asks a question.”
Person 2 “That’s because Jimmy has Schrödingers knowledge. He knows everything there is to know until he asks a question.”
by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
A person who changes how they rate a series of media based on twitter reaction and who they’re talking to (usually anime/manga/vn)
Trixs is a Schrödinger’s Media Consumer.
by TldrNud November 25, 2022
A person who changes how they rate a series of media based on twitter reaction and who they’re talking to (usually anime/manga/vn)
Trixs is a Schrödinger’s Media Consumer.
by TldrNud November 25, 2022
The state of feeling both alive and dead at the same time, sometimes physically, sometimes emotionally.
Like depression.
Like depression.
Margaret: Wow Viktor, you look like absolute dog today!
Viktor: Yeah, I think I've got Schrödinger's Health.
Viktor: Yeah, I think I've got Schrödinger's Health.
by Sybyll_Masters May 16, 2019
A new take on the famous thought experiment, Schrödinger's cat, that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. Inbrought by the undisputed masterpiece "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" , & its confusion inbrought by Natsuki's lyrics describing the Aso Kujū National Park volcano situation. Natsuki mentioned that there is too much volcano & that there is no volcano? Many theorize that the answer is that it's "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" given that the song is titled "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!".
Neglected gas stoves left on with candles abutting are like Schrödinger's Volcano: until you check in, they exist as both exploded & non-exploded .
by MoribundMurdoch June 22, 2021