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Snow Scare

the phenomenon where grocery stores & supermarkets receive higher business than usual due to snow being forecasted on the weather app. It can be any chance for any amount of snow, even if it's a 1% chance for 0.01 inch. the groceries most impacted are Bread and Milk and the customers are mostly the elderly.
I just looked at the forecast and they're calling for some snow tomorrow. Be ready for a snow scare today.
by Anonymous 681664 April 12, 2023
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Scared shitless

When a bag bags a Gold who don't bag and realize what going on I life and won't shit because of it not even fart
They was scared shitless they were constipated for months
by THE BEAR . Husband December 12, 2022
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scare

Whilst performing doggy style slip a thumb up the anus
Whilst mid doggy he slipped her a scare
by Drumfoot November 3, 2021
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Scared gopher

When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out
1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!

2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.

3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!
by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021
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Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.
I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!
by biffduncan August 3, 2021
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Scared

OMG I’m so Neo of football

Neo meaning to be scared of something
by Cookduck August 15, 2022
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The Scared Player

There is a normal day you go to school

A few years later when u finished collage You go to work but then..
You see a Strange kid that isn't normal
It looks strange more like it isn't a kid
Something strange happened!
U look to the employees and u see that they aren't there anymore
Everything Goes Dark And the only thing u can see is Nothing IT IS JUST DARK
And Then That kid Gets close to you and then You wake up from ur bed
"Oof, That was a dream" *sigh*
Then You look outside Wait... Why is everything Dark
"uhhh was that a dream or was it real?|
*You Contact Your Friend*
"Hey Dude, There is something weird happening"
"I know dude" Your friend said
"Oh Dude btw there is something under my be-" *Beep* He disconnects
"uhh Dude, You there....???"
"I CAN SEE YOU" Some strange voice You hear
You Run and Run Screaming for Help but no one is there to save you
You look behind AND THERE IS SOMETHING RUNNING TO YOU
*You Run As fast as you can*
*You get blocked with a wall*
"I guess this is the end"
*Wakes Up Again*
"wait what"
"this is strange"
"You go outside and everything is fine"
"oh that was a dream"
You look behind you and then you are gone

The End
Someone Who is scared from something
"The Scared Player"
by Rainyar April 23, 2022
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