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Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.
When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.
by Truruuus January 28, 2022
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You’re Scaring The Kids

It’s slang for that’s funny
“**Insert funny joke**.” “You’re scaring the kids!”
by Raggyfromstatefarm October 18, 2020
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Ain’t scared meter

An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.
Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?

Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.
by WiebeWonder June 28, 2022
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unc scare

An "unc" or anyone older than you jumpscares you by appearing out of nowhere.
I got unc scared vro I just want to play a game gng 🥀💔
by oneumonoultramicroscopicsilico November 3, 2025
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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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Scaring The Turtle

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.
by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021
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