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San Francisco handiwipe

Upon withdrawing the penis during anal sex, a double kidney punch is delivered, causing the sphincter to tighten and clean the feces off of the penis.
I was banging Jack and finished off with a San Francisco handiwipe.
by TeamCook January 2, 2020
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San Francisco Fedora

San Francisco Fedora is the act of taking a dump on your partners head while having a threesome
Last night I hooked up with that chick and her friend from the club and gave them a San Francisco Fedora
by Sgtkeebler January 27, 2024
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The San Francisco Skeet

When having sex doggy style and then releasing the skeet on her back. Followed by scattering loose rice pilaf onto said back shot.
I happened to have some rice pilaf nearby, so I gave her The San Francisco skeet upon finishing.
by StankyMane January 23, 2025
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San Francisco Meatball

When a male and female have sexual intercourse by the male putting his testicles in the females anus and she poops all over them.
Damn last night I gave that bitch the san francisco meatball.
by Ryan Bensing May 19, 2008
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San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.
Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.
by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025
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San Francisco Pancake

The act of piling up multiple men (bottoms) on top of each other. Then the top roughly inserts his manhood into each participant starting from the flap jack on bottom and working his way up. The top proceeds to flopp out his load on the bottom, who is located on the top of the San Francisco Pancake. His semen then proceeds to trickle in a downward flow to the other members of the San Francisco Pancake. This should give the perception of a stacked pancake with syrup drizzling down. Like the Canadian Pancake but MORE GAY.
Andy asked me if I wanted to be in a San Francisco Pancake. I replied, "yes, so long as I got to be the flap jack."
by Roostertail September 17, 2020
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San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special

When 2 dudes place their erect, unwashed penises on top of each other while simultaneously holding buns on top and at the bottom, they technically have the buns, the meat and the cheese so it's a double cheeseburger.
Rob and Bob left so early, I heard they had the San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special .Must've been hungry that night.
by BjLacr October 31, 2022
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