Putin

a bitch.

putin is a bitch lol. he should lowkey jump off a bridge.

by president zelenskyy February 28, 2022

Putin

Lying outright to someone's face

When Johny saw Vladimir with his marbles and asked for them back ,Vladimir said " He hadn't seen them , he hadn't got them , and he didn't believe they existed anyway ! " Johny said what a Putin !!

by bug hunter April 4, 2022

Putin

Sexy mf that Sophia is in love with. def doesn't have a discombobulated head. and FOR SURE he was born at a zoo.

Sophia: Putin is so hot
Elina: Frick no
Putin: OHYEAHHH
Elina: kys both of you

by Elinuka April 16, 2023

Putin

Noun: The bowel excretion of an Ebola victim.

My friend from from Africa had to take a Putin numerous times after contracting Ebola.

by DarthAmogus October 10, 2025

Woke Putin

Woke Putin was a war hero from the years 1377-1438. He fought to make Dreamywar and Ambastler, his grandparents happy in the Hundred Year War. He was born in Schweinfurt, Germany in the year 1361. He fought in Fickmuhlen, a town in Niedersachsen when he was 19. He had very hard years as his parents, Nizza and Trump left Woke Putin when he was 61. He tragically was very goonicidal and died from gooning too hard in his pants.

"We remember Woke Putin forever!" Woke Bird the 7th, Woke Putin's great great great great great great great grandson in 2011 at 89 years old.

by Playboy Cardi March 30, 2025

putin

To invade or penetrate a foreign entity

"Did he fuck you last night?"
"Yeah he putin inside me"

by mamsa February 21, 2022

Putin

Putin can you put in the pudding.

Something you say when you need Putin to put in the pudding.

it´s a thing... YES IT IS!!

Putin, can you put in the puddin

by Chrisstine_deniyng_this_name!! March 19, 2018