professional simp

Guys that film themselves approaching attractive females in public and handing them sweets or roses, and they later post the videos on video sharing websites

That guy is a professional simp.

professional simp by AnonDoxy December 4, 2023

Professional Dumbass

A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.

An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.

Professional Dumbass by Time_Roll February 24, 2024

professional rapist 

Someone who's job description includes or consists of rape

Vikings are kinda 30% professional rapists

professional rapist by Hahafunnyname February 29, 2024

Professional Fishing 

If a girl, or group of girls, comment on how they've been "professional fishing", it means they've been masturbating.

"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.

Professional Fishing by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024

Professional Killstreak 

A kill counter that shows up on the player's heads-up display that increments by one for each kill. Killstreaks are indicated by a number and a small arrow next to the kill icon, additionally displayed onto the killfeeds of other individuals. Killstreaks messages are broadcast across the entire server once a certain threshold is reached, starting from five kills onward. Professional Kits are the rarest. An eye particle effect is displayed after five kills and intensifies after ten. The effect matches the color of the weapon's sheen in a similar fashion to the Eyelander; when using sword weapons as Demoman, the effect is only presented on his right eye.

Bing soy: a golden pan just dropped in my inventory
Server: 👍
Mr Soy: Ye, I also sold my Professional Killstreak vintage collector's edition battle scarred Hale's own strange golden frying pan.
Server:

Mr Bing: for 20 keys just scam some schmuck
Server people: . . .¿
Bing Soy: *Proceeds to 360 head shot penetrate entire enemy team while jumping off a cliff just to get stuck on an invisible pixel*

Professional Killstreak by ㅤㅤㅤㅤg̴̑̾͊̒̂́̂̈́̈́̀̂̕̕͠ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ March 16, 2024

Professional Bronzer 

Noun

Pronounced: /prəˈfeʃ.ən.əl - brɒnzɜ r/

Male version of a white woman of colour, usually a body builder although could be either a suave or a smoother.

'when I knew him, he was a bit pastey...but now he's grown into a good looking Professional Bronzer... good luck to him!

Professional Bronzer by TONY of SXW2 May 26, 2024

Professional dumbass

Electroboom

Electroboom: I'm what you call a professional dumbass

Professional dumbass by TheDeadInside June 20, 2024