snag the pooch

The act of loving the child that is not biologically yours but does belong to some one you are dating so much that you stay in the relationship, even though the relationship itself is over and you know it.
“Does she love him?”
“No, but she went ahead and had to snag the pooch and she’s gonna stay with him for Esmeralda
by MaxBpowers December 28, 2022
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Smoochen Pooches

When two guy best friends like each other so much that you could imagine them giving each other a lil smooch at the club. They are just so close and so obsessed with one another. The tie each other’s shoes, get dressed up and have a photo shoot together, and they come up with little inside jokes no one else understands.
Oh did you see Jake and Kyle last night? Oh yeah they were smoochen pooches.
by Bdawg612 August 4, 2022
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hench pooch

a masculine girl, possibly with big muscles
your a hench poocher
by shizzzzzzzzle March 21, 2007
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