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Pity worry

When a person who doesnt have any absolute relation with you tries to act good in front of your league of legends squad
MasterB10 : Were you sick
MasterB10 : I thought you killed yourself
iraklissid : I dont want your pity worry
by ioannissid February 15, 2018
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pity biddy

When you get a bid to a sorority/fraternity because you have a sad backstory
"Did you hear that Kate got a bid from Zeta?"
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."
by YoungThugrat February 6, 2017
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pity sext

Similar to a pity fuck- Texts of a sexual nature between parties, one of whom regards the other's attraction as some degree of pitiful.

Person A is attracted to person B.
Person B is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.

Person B, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting sexually provocative texts or photos.
So you know that crushtomer I said I didn't want to date? We have occasional pity sext, but it won't go further
by A. Siren January 28, 2014
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Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.
Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
by squat2shit October 28, 2011
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You're Pitiful

parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006
According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser
by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023
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You're Pitiful

a parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006. In it, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who lives a pitiful existence. It was originally intended as the lead single of his twelfth studio album, Straight Outta Lynwood.
According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser."1 In the song, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who still lives a "pitiful" existence
by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023
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digger let’s Lip pity qwertfgh f d
by Cryaboutit March 24, 2023
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