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Septum piercing theory

It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.
Septum piercing theory checks out for this one.
by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025
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Pierce-ism

When you're salty for misplaying at League Norms matches, but call out other peoples mistakes as well despite your own skill level being that of a low silver.
Person 1: "Bro you're so fucking bad, can you just not play that champ?"

Person 2: "Bro, that's some high level of Pierce-ism coming from you"
by ChaddingMcChaddington January 8, 2021
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Pierce

Awesome people. Especially if they are also named Jon.
by Truthteller1010102 July 4, 2023
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Tony Pierce

A legend.
Dude is smarter than a rocket scientist that just hot-railed a line.
I'd say more shit about this dude but then I'd probably look like a fag.

Pretty sure he's in the mafia.
by 25th street March 27, 2021
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Electric Zombie Tattoo and Piercing

A tattoo shop that survived the Great Flood of 2011. Once located in downtown Athens, PA the shop has moved to 202 Desmond St. Sayre, PA 18840. You can call to speak to the living dead yourself at 570-504-5342!
"Where did you get that portrait?"

"Electric Zombie Tattoo and Piercing"
by electricmedusa December 23, 2011
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Picking pierce

Some one that has no gun skill and picks up things in a field.
There goes a picking pierce over there.
by Harry Balzaq July 24, 2016
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Preston Pierce

Big girthy cocked fellow who wonders the halls looking for some poon to doon.
Did you see that weird kid jerking it in class? “Yeah he is a real Preston Pierce.”
by CelticPyre September 21, 2022
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