Sorry, fresh out of college with no working experience, good luck somewhere else. That's the millennial paradox.
by Renegade Fox Fire July 20, 2016
A YouTube paradox is when a very large number of users' accounts are deleted, causing YouTube to practically reset itself to when it was first on the internet.
person 1: "Why are there so few users on here these days?"
Person 2: "There was a youtube paradox the other day. A lot of fake spamming accounts were removed because there were tons of complaints".
Person 2: "There was a youtube paradox the other day. A lot of fake spamming accounts were removed because there were tons of complaints".
by ................... August 11, 2007
The hater parodox refers to the idea that because a 'hater' generally goes around and hates on everyone they deem uncool or otherwise, for some reason, do to the fact they are a hater and haters are in fact losers they should hate on themselves, producing a self hating hater, Hopefully that because of this paradox all haters will die out by 2012
by Kylefromdetox May 14, 2010
"That guy is so hot that I'm too afraid to talk to him" - friend one
"Classic Jonas paradox" - friend two
"Classic Jonas paradox" - friend two
by Robby12345689 November 20, 2013
The Peter paradox was coined when trying to explain how a person could simultaneously be incredible nice but also a massive dick. It is believed the occurrence of the Peter paradox is caused by a form of cognitive dissonance, brought on my long term emotional turmoil and misuse of alcohol. The term was named after the subject of the initial discussion, Peter.
"Jane was so supportive when me and Tom broke up, but now she wont stop making fun of me for going out with the jerk."
"Jane can be a real bitch some times, I just don't know why she does it."
"It's Peter's paradox Sarah, we'll just never know."
"Jane can be a real bitch some times, I just don't know why she does it."
"It's Peter's paradox Sarah, we'll just never know."
by Kim41 July 09, 2013
Its like were stuck in a fucking time paradox where neither our wisdom or your virginity will ever escape
by trife August 17, 2006
A roblox phantom forces sniping team, consisting of the best players, editors & designers in the community.
'Paradox Sw1zz is the fucking worst editor within the team, I hope he get's cancer. He makes Paradox Sniping look horrible.'
by dreamscape.png November 24, 2018
