Prominent Package

Also known as the PP. Zacharia Buckle's male package. Something too glorious to not make eye contact with.

When Mr. Buckle walked in wearing that body suit and he was rockin the Prominent Package!

by GentleBeast27 October 14, 2015

666 package

When a man is 6 feet tall, makes 6 figures and has a 6 inch penis. The ideal type of man that all delusional modern women look for.

James: Did you hear about that guy who asked Kate out?
Travis: Yeah but he got rejected. He probably didn't have the 666 package

by condensed_salt February 25, 2024

South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.

If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package

by PoonSlayer_8--- March 9, 2014

Package

A physical quantity to measure one's happiness in life.

Indian 1: " I don't give a shit about your damn job, what's the Package?"
Indian 2: "I don't either. Its 40lpa btw. F**k it's not enough to buy me 3 houses."

by thicknoodle September 22, 2022

Wacky Packages

A series of humorous trading cards featuring parodies of consumer products.

Wacky Packages are the best trading cards.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

Broken Package

Meaning he or she is impotent or barren.

Melissa cannot have children as she has a broken package!

by The Ink Man September 23, 2017

guilt package

The act of making a team member or friend feel bad by showing how much work you have completed on a project you have both working on, by making them realise how little they have done.

I got more results from Terry once I showed him my guilt package

by Billy Shoepack February 5, 2009