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shelf boobs

perky boobs that don’t hang, aka a shelf
“Wow! What kind of bra does she have on?” “oh she just has shelf boobs. they’re just like that they don’t hang. they’re perky.”
by jana73848262673&4 January 30, 2018
mugGet the shelf boobsmug.

Shelf

*eats shelf*
I eat shelf
by Shelfeater2000 February 19, 2024
mugGet the Shelfmug.

Inspection Shelf

The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.
I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
mugGet the Inspection Shelfmug.

poop shelf

A questionable invention by the Dutch that is morally and reprehensibly wrong on all levels.
I heard eva owns a poop shelf! what a loser!
by salami! February 2, 2024
mugGet the poop shelfmug.

Shelfing

(v) the act of stretching your foreskin over top of a food (example: grape) and then eating it after
How many times do I have to tell you to stop shelfing without waiting a week without showering first.
by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025
mugGet the Shelfingmug.

Top Shelf

While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.

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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half
by TopShelfHouseSluts May 7, 2009
mugGet the Top Shelfmug.

Shelf

To be put on the shelf means to be cancelled until further notice. You have been shelved. Ignored. Case closed. Bye. You done fucked up. You will not be taken back off the shelf till you get your damn act together. Otherwise, permanent shelf.
Girl he’s on the shelf and he aint coming down until he learns his lesson.
by Hellomuthafucka March 4, 2019
mugGet the Shelfmug.

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