block of cheese

a wad of cash

I sold my old rims for cash to some sucka and made mad bank. Yo, look at this block of cheese I got now.

by Poop Stain Barney December 2, 2010

blubber block

When your view of a hot chick is covered by her tubby friend.

Wow, check out the hottie - ohhh, blubber block by the whale.

by Paul Corn January 17, 2008

Cooch Block

When a single girl blocks the chance of her friend from meeting a guy, not to help her, but out of jealousy

"I was hitting on this girl and we got along really well but then her friend came in and cooch blocked her."

by Parth S Patel August 2, 2009

Season Blocked

When your asshole friend stops you from seasoning food on your own grill

Oh man! Jason just totally season blocked Aaron!

by Wintera83 September 15, 2018

drink block

When a person at the bar prevents you from ordering a drink for you or a woman you're buying a drink forbecause they are acting like a jackass.

I was at the bar and asked a person if i could get in to order a drink and they wouldn't move therefore he was drink blocking me.

by meatshield01 September 11, 2010

Virtually Blocked

A common phrase for when you want to create a virtual barrier between yourself and another person.

'Blocked. You have been blocked. You have been virtually blocked.' - Sir Theodore III

by AdamSandlerDickfucker69420 June 25, 2021

gamer's block

a condition in which a gamer longs to play a game, but upon sitting at their set up they find themselves staring at the only the screen. They look through their available games, lusting for something to engage in, but ultimately find nothing. They are stuck hopelessly fishing in the vast ocean of content, unable to make a catch. The curse of the gamer, if you will.

"I've been sifting through my games for the past thirty minutes and haven't opened a single application. Guess I'm going through some gamer's block."

"I just looked around for a new game, realized I didn't want a new game, opened up one I already have, stared at the menu for a few minutes, and closed the game. I'm back at square one. I've got a serious case of gamer's block."

by byeahbyeah May 26, 2020