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Kevin

A sexually confused teenager that plays CS:GO with his friends and makes a reference to a dead meme every 30 seconds if within 10 feet of a friend.
Man that "Kevin" keeps yelling "John Cena" every 30 seconds, I think he needs to be in that "special" class.
by ShiftyLips69 August 11, 2017
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That one asshole that sits next to you in Comp Sci. You know, that guy.
"Stop being such a fucking Kevin."
by notkevinbutjonathan August 31, 2017
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Pokémon nerd. Has no friends. Is very annoying. Never shuts the f**k up. Never had a girlfriend. Never will have a girlfriend. Destined to die alone...
Omg. Look at Kevin, he’s eating lunch alone...Again
by Heyyytt December 13, 2018
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Kevin is a fucking Ho that has a small peen he is nothing compared to the better more handsome Noah, Noah has a massive Dick. Kevin is a joke
Don't be such a Kevin
by Kevinhater2 December 17, 2018
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My mother fucking man if u touch him look at him or talk to him I’ll beat your head into a wall🙃 he is mine forever 😘 my nigga the best y’all go find u a Kevin but stay away from mine 😤😤😤
That nigga Kevin fine asf”

“Yup that’s my husband leave him alone he don’t want u he wants me bitch 🙃”
by 🙄🙃🙃🙃🙃 December 24, 2018
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A french hot guy who's very selfish but can be very generous when he needs to be. He has curly hair and wolf type like eyes. He usually goes for younger girls with brown straight hair.
Woah who's that tall senior there flirting with a freshman?

That must be Kevin
by Tom Husband December 29, 2018
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A Kevin is truly one of a kind. He’s funny, smart, goofy and just everything you’d need in a boyfriend. He’s an idiot, but that’s what makes him so precious. He has cute little face and a smile that’ll make you just melt. He can be a sarcastic asshole at times, but it doesn’t matter because he’s just that amazing. His sense of humor is one like no other. He’s just hilarious. The word judgement isn’t one in his vocabulary. He’s accepting of everyone. Kevin’s are just the greates. Did I mention they have amazing hair?
Look at him, he’s so precious.

Hmm, by any chance, is he a Kevin?
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