The other dude that's actually boning or hooking up with a chick. A females underhanded false representation of the "other guy" she knows what's up with him but wants to keep misleading and using you while knowing you have feelings for her. A false title a female uses to mislead or throw you off the scent of her boyfriend.
I went to a friends house after work.
Me and my friend are studying no you can't come over.
My friend is in the car with me.
I'm staying the night at a friends house tonight.
Sorry I can't go out with you I have plans with a friend.
Me and my friend are studying no you can't come over.
My friend is in the car with me.
I'm staying the night at a friends house tonight.
Sorry I can't go out with you I have plans with a friend.
by Joe dirty May 24, 2014

A fucking waste of time. U could be out Doing what u want in life BUT NOOOO u have to go out of ur fucking way to comfort ur dumbass friend after a breakup. But for what. What is that gonna do? Bc u comforted him is he gonna give u a stack lode of college for ur well being. No! They say “man thanks a lot for helping me out. I feel a lot better. Alright bye see ya tomorrow.” Mother fucker...... IF WE FUCKING GO OUT OF OUR WAY FOR A FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DO WE GET. When u get rich u have to share with ur friends bc they were “ there for u” bullshit. We don’t need these bitch ass friends. U probably searched this bc ur friend left u and u wanted something like this. Well just block ur self out from everyone. U may get depression but that’s okay. U wanna know why? Bc u don’t have to deal with bullshit
How u should act
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why
You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why
You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off
by George bacon April 26, 2019

-The Person who knows your Backstory and still wants to be in your future.
- the person to bail you out of jail at 3:00 am.
- the person to bail you out of jail at 3:00 am.
by W3irdoz June 4, 2016

A: Have you heard of my friend?
B: Oh that friend. He's a douchebag. Whenever I see him, he never fails to give me an eternal CRINGE.
B: Oh that friend. He's a douchebag. Whenever I see him, he never fails to give me an eternal CRINGE.
by Kakerun July 30, 2022

A little sheep with blue wool that is named Friend, beeing the friend of Ghostbur in the dream smp
The blue of this sheep helps the other members to calm themselves and it sucks all of their sadness.
The blue of this sheep helps the other members to calm themselves and it sucks all of their sadness.
Tubbo: What are you doing with the sheep?- Oh, he's called Friend!
Ghostbur: Oh, hello! He's my-hello. He's my Friend! :)
Ghostbur: Oh, hello! He's my-hello. He's my Friend! :)
by Eden_Blob April 19, 2021

The people closest to you. You spend hours and hours with them and you never run out of things to talk about. A true friend will always be there for you, and they will never be afraid to join in on your weirdness.
by BETCHACANTGUESS March 14, 2015

I don't know what friends are. I don't have any
by Coconuts332 June 14, 2021
