your mum

your mum, is a commonly used joke in the UK being used by the youth here in Britain.

your mum is the fittest in this room

by Itsnitcuckingblank January 7, 2023

Your Mum

When I Greg come across any and all relation to your Mother and correlate it to something either insulting, or of sexual nature.

You: I walked to town today. Greg: I walked into your Mum today.

by Yourmuminator September 2, 2022

Your mum

Something I'm 12 inches in

person: your mum

me: something 12 inches in

by Uglyxmastree January 15, 2022

your mum

HOT! and a reply to any random question

whos jacket is that
your MUMS

or
who was Tilly with
YOUR MUM

by TILLY/YOUR MUM June 13, 2022

Your mum

A good use word in a roast to defeat them

Your mum

Crowd ohhhh

by Miner mc March 5, 2018

Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

Marshmallow your mum

A disgusting sex act.

Phil Lester: "I'll marshmallow your mum"

by LoonyRadish October 31, 2017