soul nightmare

An devilish man that loves to explore bodies and do weird kinky things.

That guy was such a soul nightmare in bed last night.

by sexy65 September 9, 2016

nightmares

NOT BAD DREAMS!(i bet you wish they were!) Nightmares are ghostly bats, who are as dark as the desert night and can only be seen at night. When they hunt they hunt in packs, you can only see them when they jump to bite you. Nightmares will bite you straight in the heart just to inject black venom into your body which will give you – you guessed it – nightmares. Aptly named creatures! Also, when you don’t get treated after a bite, you die because of the hallucinations their venom causes, so maybe don’t act too lackadaisical about nightmares, OK? like skinwalkers they hate light, any kind. if you have access to fire or any lighter, use it! it may save your life!

the nightmares are coming! they're so black I can barely see them--
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by <3REBEL OF THE SANDS TRILOGY<3 May 3, 2018

Carolina Nightmare

Occurs when a male and female, preferably related and redneck, have sexual intercourse that causes pregnancy. After 9 months, instead of producing an inbred cyclops baby, the male and female give birth to a little niglet.

Guy 1: hey congrats on the baby brother! Your gonna be a great dad.

Guy 2: no way brother, that thing is a Carolina Nightmare!

by anonymous3784954 September 2, 2012

sidebar-nightmare

upon youtube trolling, a user will notice the sidebar of suggested videos, when an unsuspecting victim clicks what turns out to be a very terrible video and repeated incidents of these videos may lead to sidebar-nightmare .

for example, an unsuspecting user is watching whale videos videos and youtube suggests "cindy salsa". the user clicks and is lead to a horrific video. this user will now suffer from sidebar-nightmare

by softballguy July 5, 2013

Wet nightmare

When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight

I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!

by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023

Nightmare

A group of Karens.

Wow there's a nightmare looking for the manager. I think there are around 10 of them, someone will have their ears chewed today.

by PMXerinda October 29, 2023

A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.

Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024