Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
Get the The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Releasemug. 
Get the Nightmaricalmug. Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018
Get the The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmaresmug. A undesired situation for a man living in a lower income/less fortunate neighborhood where they are pulled out of there car while sleeping and there car is stolen.
Driz- yo I had a hood nightmare, they pulled me out the scat pack
7g’s- that shi actually happened to my ass back in high school, don’t fall asleep in them jawns
7g’s- that shi actually happened to my ass back in high school, don’t fall asleep in them jawns
by Jamsheed the rpg god June 16, 2022
Get the Hood nightmaremug. 10 medals in Track and Field events for men's track, as many as Kenya's total number of medals for all events in both sexes, is not a nightmare Olympics. The media and people saying that is semi American are the half hearted ones, the track and field teams gave it their all and finished their Olympics with something to smile about.
For most countries, 10 medals would be a dream come true, not a Nightmare Olympics. In a pandemic with more time away from training and families than any other Olympics the United States participated in, not to mention hardly any veterans/leadership/teammates from past Olympics, 10 medals for men's track and field is special in it's own way.
by The Original Agahnim August 7, 2021
Get the Nightmare Olympicsmug. by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023
Get the Wet nightmaremug. A waking nightmare, is where your actual life becomes worse than your dreams and your dreams become something of a refuge, where you can escape reality and forget. But when you wake up, you remember how shit life is for you at the moment in reality and that it was just a dream where you were happy. You'll know that you have a waking nightmare if you sometimes cry when you wake up as a result of the happiness difference between your dream and your life.
by Daonebest August 28, 2023
Get the Waking nightmaremug.