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Nick

The type of guy that goes on urban dictionary and looks up his own name, then has the great idea to make this definition.
My name is Nick, and I have no social life
by Sparta369 September 19, 2019
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Nick

Nick is one of the biggest softies ever. He'll make you smile just by looking at you. Whenever you talk to him, time flies by. You two can sit next to each other for hours talking, and you'll still be in love with him. He's completely comfortable sitting naked in the dark with you. He's a great poet who will do great things. He's extremely smart and a huge dork. He loves having deep conversations, too. If you have a Nick in your life, never let him go.
Me: Nick, you're amazing.

Nick: Ha, good joke.

Me: I'm not joking.

Nick: 😶😖
by WhenAngelsCry January 1, 2017
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nick

(Adj.) Slient, self-righteously cynical, and otherwise devoid of emotion with notably poor taste in music. Pretty Hopkins-based and prone to sleeping on the couch.
How nick is the band, "a perfect circle?"

That dude in solitary confinement ripping out his hair and eating feces is feeling so nick right now.
by Kenneth Samuelson III November 20, 2007
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nick

1) (noun) a meaningless "relationship" lasting anywhere from an hour to a week or two

2) (verb) to have one of these relationships
1) "I pulled a nick and we broke up after three days"

2) "I nicked him"
by Carls Barkley December 15, 2008
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Nick

A tall, lanky, slender boy with a surprisingly large penis. He likes to hang out in dark offices with old men and be their journalism man-slave. He also likes to role-play detectives and pelvic thrust, sometimes doing both at once. A big fan of liberalism, jacks off to Obama. You can spot Nicks in their natural habitat - country clubs and other spots frequented by old white people. Likes to be called "Le Tigre" or some other variation in bed. Enjoys backbenders given by temptresses. He gets with lots of women but always wines and dines them beforehand, usually at a pizza place.
I had sex with Nick last week and I can barely walk.
by letigre269 November 30, 2011
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Nicked

To be make an effort and get absolutely barred
LOL Nick just got nicked by Tori how embarrassing
by gregeth August 28, 2010
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nick

a asshole that pulls nothing but sloppy hoes if anything
by ifukbitches June 11, 2014
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