Sissy when on a date but didn't hook up with him afterwards... she didn't wanna pop newton.
Aimee popped newton so hard when she messed up her job interview at the coffee shop.
Michael said "hey bro don't pop that newton" when he saw his buddy Lev was about to put too much water in the brownie mix.
Aimee popped newton so hard when she messed up her job interview at the coffee shop.
Michael said "hey bro don't pop that newton" when he saw his buddy Lev was about to put too much water in the brownie mix.
by med. January 24, 2022
Get the Pop Newtonmug. a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.
by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024
Get the puce newtonmug. by gravity——boiiiiii February 23, 2024
Get the Sir I’s-A-Freak Newtonmug. A word given to a girl who can be associated with maddison newton. They can be ugly, weird, or just downright scary.
by silly.billy.=) January 25, 2009
Get the newtonatormug. When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.
When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.
Me and my friend brad railed this bitch and our sacs collided like "Newtons balls"
EWW man your fucken Newton baller?
Ever since Britney found out me and my friend were Newton ballers she's been trying to have us over non stop.
Me and my friend brad railed this bitch and our sacs collided like "Newtons balls"
EWW man your fucken Newton baller?
Ever since Britney found out me and my friend were Newton ballers she's been trying to have us over non stop.
by Wallet105 October 20, 2019
Get the Newtons ballsmug. The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.
Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "
Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "
Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems
by AmboNec September 21, 2013
Get the Newton's Turdmug. Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.
by Sin&Win March 21, 2022
Get the Newton's 5th Lawmug.