Mouse and Keyboard

The thing under your hands at this current moment

dude 1: dude whats a mouse and keyboard?

dude 2: Go kill yourself

by Dan Plunkett January 1, 2008

Minnie Mouse

Fucking Goofy.

Taken from an old joke that went along the lines of
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie Mouse?
A: He found out she was fucking goofy.

You mean you bought that after watching an infomercial? Man, that's just Minnie Mouse.

by Bill Guindon April 23, 2006

radioactive mouse

An asian guy with a really small penis, that thinks he is good in bed.

Hahaha! Jay is a radioactive mouse! He tried to sleep with this chick last night and she said he sucked hard donkey balls because he's so small!

by Wolf Woman September 27, 2005

sewer mouse

A used tampon, generally that which is found through plumbing work, but also can be found anywhere after discard.

I found a sewer mouse in our hiding spot in the park. Someone must have been earning their redwings.

by dadafari December 22, 2008

mouse shit

That annoying black crap that collects under your computer mouse (if you don't use a mouse pad.) What is it and where does it come from??

When my mouse isn't moving smoothly, I clean the mouse shit off the underside and it works much better.

by shutupbecky April 14, 2010

church mouse

A church mouse is a meek individual who attends church regularly and frequently.

Go back to church you church mouse!

by lorietta August 31, 2006

Minnie Mousing

To rape a man dressed up as Minnie Mouse

Lieutenant Briefing his troops: Disney land is located here, we shall take the rollercoaster by surprise, then we shall go Minnie Mousing, understood?

by Im_Cheating February 13, 2010