Mommy Perkins

The most most compassionate person with the biggest heart in the world :)

Mommy Perkins is the best mom in the world

by Gabbi :) May 11, 2023

mommy water

Wine or other alcohol beverage drunk from a mug or other container so it’s not apparent to the kids what your drinking. (Father’s would have daddy water).

She took a long guzzle of her mommy water mug before getting up to investigate the latest crashing noise from the other room.

by DiogenesLives October 18, 2022

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Chat mommy

Someone who watches chat

I will be chat mommy

by Vali Lucifer January 8, 2021

Army Mommy

A muscle mommy who has or is serving in the army or navy

DAMN, that girl gotta be an army mommy

by Maggielovesass June 19, 2023

mommy mulkers

You can’t spell you dumb bitch

Person 1: “I love mommy mulkers”
Person 2: “you’re fucking stupid”

by Jocloud July 25, 2021

twitter mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel

"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"

by smh yea May 14, 2014