Unplug the microwave

Kill yourself

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.

by Thedillionaireman June 30, 2022

microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo

Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?

by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022

Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.

by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

microwaving rice

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door

Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'

by Spidtar February 2, 2023

microwave oven transformer

Okay, kids, a microwave oven transformer is NOT a sex position or one of megatrons henchmen, it is actually the one electrical component that kills more hobbyists than any other. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure to not poke around inside a microwave or try to replicate anything you see online that involves using the transformer to generate high voltage electricity unless u really know what ur doing!

A young teenager who saw an article online about wood fracking decided to try and replicate it. He connected the microwave oven transformer up as seen in the article, but forgot to isolate himself properly and the ground outside was damp. He was electrocuted and died.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 17, 2025

microwavable sweat

When you microwave sweat, and sweat tastes so dirty, like my old shoes.

Microwavable sweat is disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 June 29, 2023

microwave

means yes

girl: want to play siege?
other girl: microwave, ill be on in 5

by microwave im gay April 16, 2020