Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

by mtfort February 22, 2018

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Pussy Mechanic

A board certified medical doctor who is a gynaecology (or in some other cases obstetrics) specialist.

Considering a gynaecologist looks at a female reproductive system for a living and fixes that specific organ systems issues, he is basically a mechanic for pussies

Woman: My vagina hurts, I'm not sure whats wrong
Man: Go to the Pussy Mechanic then

by xx_cunnyraper_xx February 18, 2024

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khaby lame mechanism

a meme consisting of a robot that realistically looks like Khaby Lame, putting his hands back and forth, which went viral for no apparent reason and people are laughing at it

person 1: hey what do u watch on tiktok?
person 2: i watch khaby lame mechanism, its so funny!
person 1: what the fuck is a khaby lame mechanism

by thegreatestdefinerofalltime November 19, 2025

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Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Interface

K.A.M.I. The interface for the anomaly known as the Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Energy Field, a creation of the Greetings Robotics Corporation, in partnership with the United Nations Counter-Terrorism Committee

Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Interface Is the most direct way we have found to interact with the anomalous energy field known as KAME.

by Whatsit2yaa May 6, 2022

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