Marcus Cobley

A person who is nice at times apart from when he goes to the zoo, where he starts hitting on all the zebras and monkeys. His thing is tiny so he can only do it with dogs.

Oh look! It’s a Marcus Cobley

by Abcs123aimmgonnamligmay April 24, 2019

Miami Marcus

If you get a boner when watching Lebron James in a Miami Heat jersey

Man I got a hectic Miami Marcus when I was watching "The Decision" reruns last night

by Miami Marcus January 30, 2018

marcus fakhourji

big sexy stud

he marcus fakhourjied big sexy stud

by dadddy123 February 25, 2022

Marcus and emma

Two people that are in love!!

nick: omg it’s Marcus and Emma
Donnyae: yeah they are in love

by donnyarrr February 19, 2021

Pullin a Marcus

When sum1 ruins the moment or fucks up the joke

Damn he pullin a Marcus

by Gm a sum I’m September 12, 2020

Straight Marcus

When Marcus defies the laws of physics and stops being gay

Person: have you heard the story about the straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus

by Ultimate dragon slayer of gay September 4, 2018

Marcus thomassy

A faggot who is Attracted to niggas

Hey look it Marcus thomassy

by I’m a fag bag January 10, 2022