Luna has a crippeling mayo addiction, as much as she tries to run from the may she keeps eating it, she is in love with the mayo, her only friend is mayo, in mayo she finds peace, rest and shelter, batman may have been born in the dark but luna was made in mayo.
by bigfriendlybear April 08, 2021
Best band in the world. Absolutely visionary music. The vocals, the guitar, the bass...FUCK. ME. Fuck to this music. Immediate but.
Him: "I listen to Aktas Luna. They're the best band in the world."
Her: "Facts. Let's go listen to them and fuck."
Her: "Facts. Let's go listen to them and fuck."
by Totally Not Danny Devito November 24, 2021
Best band in the world. Absolutely visionary music. The vocals, the guitar, the bass...FUCK. ME. Immediate nut. People who listen to Aktas Luna all give good head.
Him: "I listen to Aktas Luna, they're the best band in the world."
Her: "FACTS. You wanna throw Burning Letters on and fuck?"
Her: "FACTS. You wanna throw Burning Letters on and fuck?"
by Totally Not Danny Devito November 24, 2021
A boujee queen who knows how to have a good fucking time. She is also a bit of a hoe when it warrants, but is all about the good vibes and keeping it real.
Did you see what Luna Luvzkoch the other day! How dare her look so sickening at MY birthday. She drank all the Moët like a fish. I could never!
by LL1735 November 22, 2021
A Filipino legend where a full moon causes peculiar reactions in women. Only a few wise men know this legend
by tizlord14 March 06, 2018
My cousin died from eating a Luna Cake
Mario's boyfriend put his piece of Luna Cake in the wrong hole
My uncle married a Luna Cake
Mario's boyfriend put his piece of Luna Cake in the wrong hole
My uncle married a Luna Cake
by bulbul29 June 16, 2022
Eva Luna is the cutest, funniest, most beautiful and intelligent girl you’ll ever meet. You’re most likely to find her saving hurt animals or helping old people with crossing the street.
If you ever meet a Eva Luna, you should count your lucky stars and never let her go, she will be the best friend you’ll ever have.
If you ever meet a Eva Luna, you should count your lucky stars and never let her go, she will be the best friend you’ll ever have.
‘Hey, who was that amazingly funny hottie we met the other day while cleaning the beach for charity?’
‘Oh, that was Eva Luna.’
‘Oh, that was Eva Luna.’
by Girlwithapassionforturtles November 21, 2021