dylan long

Awesome dude who is underated because he doesnt like to attract attention

Dylan Long awesome

by World's perfect definition April 18, 2018

thang long

A Vietnamese restruant with a hilarious name.

Bitches only like me cause my Thang Long

by HandCrankLife May 29, 2017

long key

a term interchangable with d.l. or low key, used when u dont want someone telling others what your telling them.

"Bro I just fucked that Mexican chick."

"Thats awesome. Wait til everyone hears about it"

"No man, keep it on the long key"

"aight I would tell no one"

by MasterP12434 January 28, 2009

long brownie

When you shit and your long nigger dick falls off

Yo dawg I was eatin that Taco Bell and when I went home I got a long brownie and had to go to the ER...GANG GANG

by Nig nog nigger frog May 22, 2016

Long shlong

This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.

*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate

by Westfields Long Shlonger May 29, 2018

Noah Long

He likes to collect the nudes of 9 year old girls he found on Roblox. He also gets turned on when the doctor touches his balls and he has big man boobs. Overall he's a disappointment to mankind.

Also his least favorite insect is the frog.

"Man, he has boobs just like Noah Long."

by Bill9098 October 24, 2018

long sentence

A string of words that go on far longer than they need to.

That's a long sentence, holy shippo.

by BigDickAshel June 20, 2016