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Crusty's Law

The comparison of a political figure to a fictional Star Wars character in lieu of making an intelligent observation about them.

See Godwin's Law.
He said Bush and Cheney are like Darth Vader & the Emperor but Obama is like Luke Skywalker.

OK, but why doesn't he form an adult argument about it instead of resorting to Crusty's Law like a little nerd?
by Crusty Burgerhead April 21, 2009
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Law Of Fruit

If it has an apple, it also has a banana. A clever warning in this ever more gender ambiguous world. The 'apple' refers to a man's adam apple and the 'banana' refers to the penis. It is often proffered as a reminder to the heterosexual male out patrolling the dating waters. (The pun is a bonus)
Hey Dennis, I know you're looking for a rebound fling tonight but just be careful and heed the law of fruit.
by FancyMoses October 23, 2007
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Berns Law

All graphic designers are good looking online.
Berns Law states that you will never find a graphics editor or graphic designer online that is not good looking.
by protocolza October 5, 2016
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law of trojan

The Law of Trojan states that it's better to have one condom and not need it, than need one and not have it. It must be obeyed by all men who do not seek fatherhood for the time being.
I'm not looking for kids right now, so I must obey the Law of Trojan
by Francis Rodriguez July 11, 2010
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Law Bro

Law Bro: Inclusive of all genders, a law bro is someone who believes that the pursuit of their education (J.D.) intrinsically makes them more valuable than the other. A law bro allows the pursuit of power and money to cloud their judgment regarding non-absolutes and compromise. A law bro doesn't realize that their education isn't the only nor most important agenda. Law bros, to reduce their suffering, must learn to alleviate their egos, self-righteousness, and ideal that they are superior and embrace an ethic of care, knowledge, and mastery for mastery's sake.
Law bro, "I can't believe I got an A- in Con Law after studying for 80 hours last week. Doesn't my professor realize I'm better?"

Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."
by Kid Zeeh July 3, 2023
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brother-in-lawing

1. Two or more people taking it easy on each other in order to not get hurt or suffer harsh consequences.

2. Most people do not like or care for their brother-in-law, so they are falsely nice to them.
Two teammates are lazily going through football drills.

Coach: Dag nabbit, y'all two quit brother-in-lawing it and hit each other!
by jb55 November 25, 2013
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xQc's Law

xQc's Law (sometimes referred to as Lengyel's Law) states that there is a direct correlation between surface village location in terms of x and z values and probability of sub-surface lava spawning in the respective chunks located at those x and z values. It is implied through xQc's Law that lava is less likely to spawn at y values near y = 11 when in chunks containing a surface village or near a surface village.
xqcSmug TeaTime DIDN'T STUDY
5Head XQC'S LAW
by hiVoltage_ February 19, 2021
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