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Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you
Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!
by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021
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elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes
elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found
by ghxlthd October 16, 2020
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landon burke

A whiny, stubborn 9 year who can't listen. He is annoying with no sense of humor. He talks 24/7 even in his sleeping. You would be lucky if you did NOT know a Landon Burke.
Landon Burke is SOOO annoying!!!!
by Hello many fellow sir July 8, 2017
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Landon

Landon is a guy who will be there for you since day one. He’s very dedicated to the people he chooses to hold close to, and he keeps his circle somewhat small. He has a good head on his shoulders, and he knows how to treat a girl. He’s kind, loving, and joking around is his favorite personality trait. He’s the most attractive guy you have ever seen in your life, his brown eyes and brown hair are beautiful and if a guy could be called pretty, it would be Landon. He is perfect in every way imaginable; personality, looks, heart, smile etc. Literally everything, he’s got it. You are guaranteed to fall in love with him, and he will be an important part of your life for the long run. Everyone needs a Landon
🫧: I have a new boyfriend!!
🗽: Is he a Landon?

🫧: No actually he’s a-

🗽: L
by Derpyferretsgirlfriend June 7, 2022
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Landon Youngblood

He is the most famous of the crips, he is such a gangsta that he be wearing other niggas faces.

Landon b. Youngblood a hoyts movie theater (supervisor).
Person 1: “hi Landon Youngblood !”
Landon: “dude wtf your actually demented!”
by Homiemarlon January 9, 2020
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Landon K

A dude that streak the bed and kisses dude in hotel room named Porter and Colby
by Landon kisser June 11, 2022
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landon latourrete

A dumbass nigga who got busted in the fuckin lip by a dumb blonde with brown hair
My boy out here lookin like a Landon Latourrete
by Yaboi32 February 9, 2017
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