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Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you
Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!
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elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found
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Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.
Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.
by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011
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Landon

A Landon is a type word that is used to describe a person that indulges in finding girls, and have a sexual desire when they get with one.
You remember how Micheal dated that model to just to get down and dirty with her?

Yeah, he’s such a Landon for that. I think I‘ma pull a Landon too.
by SmartNegro January 9, 2024
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Landon

A hot and sexy magik main that’s great at everything and fucks the shit out of modessi on the daily with his 40 inch strap
Person #1: Landon is so sexy I wanna touch him
Person #2: he’s too busy pegging modessi
by fortniteyellowbattle December 15, 2024
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Landon

Landon is a school that thinks they are better than everyone at sports especially lacrosse but then gets beat by 6. Landon is an all boys school and for good reason. Because they like men. Landon kids try to counter act the statement that they don’t have any girls at the school and like men by saying they hav a sister school.
“Oh those kids go to Landon, they must like men.”
by ch3if qu33f July 29, 2022
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Landon

A person with brown eyes and blonde hair. He normally rides in cars for fun. He is normally is gay.He enjoys watching memes and making YouTube videos. He normally is found saying oh Billy and what are you doing in my swamp. Landon is a good friend but flirts with all expecially his mom. He is fun and very funny. And he is normally a Jake Pauler
by Gucci-Gang-Slayer March 7, 2018
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