Bhutanese shrimple kirk

To Bhutanese shrimple kirk is to commit the act of watching Star Trek while inserting one’s phallus into a seafood platter. Primarily done in Bhutan this act gained its signature name Bhutanese shrimple kirk

Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking

Yo dude last night was crazy Eric started Bhutanese shrimple kirking

by Milk8766 January 14, 2025

Kirk hamilton

world greatest pimp that loves his girlfriend ariana very much. Never be afraid to express your feelings or this may effect the beast and cause him to eat uncontrollably

"Kirk, i dont love you"
"shut up yea you do. silly ho"
"your right i do love you"

by Pookie April 21, 2005

Kirked

When a catastrophic failure occurs. Examples including but not limited to: something falling apart. An aftermarlet part spontaneously falling off, or flying off a vehicle, lipo battery exploding while performing its duty, etc.

That engine just kirked. What happened to his car? It kirked!

by AL Zeus May 09, 2023

Kirked

this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap

Mmh you’ve kirked

by unknown SIC December 04, 2023

Kirked

a wildly irrational reaction or spell of behavior; to freak-out

Guy: Dude my girlfriend 'kirked'/'kirked-out' when I told her my ex was at that party last night.

by H_fit April 24, 2018

Kirked

A bloke who says “yeah I’ll sort it mate”

Has that been done Kirk? “Yeah mate”

You’ve been kirked have you?

by Youknowitmakesense November 08, 2022

Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.

by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021