Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.
Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.
Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.
by Ignimendax October 22, 2020
by National_facts.gov November 06, 2020
is a very sensitive guy he can’t take jokes from no one
He dates very unattractive women in his life and still gets heartbroken
A very sad depressed guy
He dates very unattractive women in his life and still gets heartbroken
A very sad depressed guy
by Jduxuwuwufudud August 15, 2019
Kevin is mostly comprised of generation Z and the youngest of the Millenials. He is generally causation, from a middle to an upper-middle-class family, and has an unprecedented sense of entitlement. Historically Kevin has been given every financial advantage yet has a total loss of self-control when denied anything he wants. Most of Kevins' frightening and seemingly mental explosions occur over his financial frivolous wants, any social media platform restrictions, as well as the occasional denial of sleepovers. Most Kevins do not play any sports. Their lives revolve around their phones. They also try to bring attention to themselves through gifted vehicles. they exhibit no respect of elders including their parents. The word NO is incomprehensible with their extensive financial and social demands on their parents. Kevin is often a child of diverse and plays his parents against each other to get what he wants.
Mother: Kevin, you cannot have friends over while I'm out of town and you must take care of your younger brother.
Kevin: You B...H, WTF? All you care about is yourself and I hate you! But I need a new Xbox so buy me that and we're cool.
Mother: NO
Kevin: OMG! You really are just a CU>T of a mother! F-you and I'm moving to dads.
Kevin: You B...H, WTF? All you care about is yourself and I hate you! But I need a new Xbox so buy me that and we're cool.
Mother: NO
Kevin: OMG! You really are just a CU>T of a mother! F-you and I'm moving to dads.
by GenXdad September 15, 2020
Kevin is a feared name across the the entire Isle of Man. One who bares thus name can often been seen lurking about a primary schools with a pair of binoculars
by Nonce stinger December 04, 2019
by Like2spoopy4me December 23, 2019
Kevin is a very handsome dude. He’ll make you fall in love. With his kind words. He will make you see things differently after talking to him. He is a very ghetto man. Maybe in a gang they say. Kevin doesn’t understand dumb people so. A Kevin can get really mad so watch out. Don’t get on his bad side. If you do don’t worry your secrets will be kept only with him.
by Ifellinlovewithakevin June 24, 2020