Kevin

Your Local School Shooter....
Obsessed with Pokémon and Minecraft...
Least likely to get a girl...
Most likely to die a virgin...

I don’t know. Kevin is just weird. He is a decent friend, but can be annoying after some time.

by J_u_s_t_a_p_e_r_s_o_n March 19, 2019

kevin

" i feel as useful as the p in raspberry."

in his v live kevin said " i feel as useful as the p in raspberry."

by bangchancouldnever January 19, 2021

Kevin

Karen, But male.

Yo that guy's a kevin.

by Terabaapchutiyahai July 7, 2021

Kevin

A man who newly sounds like the high quality baked bitch he is.

Wow that kevin sounds so different da fuq

by Candygirl188 July 23, 2019

Kevin

Pokémon nerd. Has no friends. Is very annoying. Never shuts the f**k up. Never had a girlfriend. Never will have a girlfriend. Destined to die alone...

Omg. Look at Kevin, he’s eating lunch alone...Again

by Heyyytt December 13, 2018

Kevin

Chicken Lover and may be black at some times and love’s white girls because they can’t season their food and that gives Kevin the excuse to buy some KFC , Finger Licken Good !

People like Kevin like Chicken and they won’t stop to eat chicken until they get it FULL BLACKMoDE

by Kevinloveschicken101 August 19, 2021

Kevin

Used to describe an emotion when throwing a tantrum

Hmm… I’m feeling like Kevin today

by therealoriginalversion January 12, 2023