juicy peanuts

An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.

Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”

by JuicyPeanuts6969 September 20, 2021

juicy tender

when a penis is so large and girthy while still staying soft

A: “I heard Jeremy has a juicy tender”
B: “Dude what the fuck is wrong with you”

by juicy tender February 28, 2022

juicy wedgy

When your underwear creeps up on you and gets stuck in your buttcrack and you have to pick it out

I just got done playing catch in the hot sun and now I have a juicy wedgy.

by BallzDeeeeeeeeep September 4, 2021

Juicy Jen

A BAD BITCH PURRR and a great person who is always there for you. Keeps your head up and puts your problems in Gods hands.A person who brings out your best qualities...... a person who you think about often !she’s funny and goofy asf. Did I mention she’s over obsessive about cats.

Drip or drown - juicy Jen

by Juicy Jen June 7, 2021

juicy jace

A juicy jace is an extremely rad dude. Not only does he get MAD b*tches, he looks extremely hot. He usually makes lots of money, and always buys his friends food/drinks because he’s not only attractive, but also kind. No matter what, you want a Juicy Jace in your life.

Person 1: Hey did a super gobsmackingly hot ass-ed person just walk by? My gorilla grip coochie cooter just went taunt.
Person 2: Yeah that’s just what a Juicy Jace will do to you.

by margeybeebearbaebar November 24, 2021

Juicy Aah

When something really satisfying happens and you juice everywhere. The semen covers the floor so much that it becomes a safety hazard for anyone in the room.

Man, that video was really juicy aah - that's the biggest load I've let off in a while.

by WilbertWonkerberry May 24, 2023

juicy joggers

these joggers were worn by the galdem in lockdown. these were the type of girls who always wore skinny jeans and white airforces. they thought buying these joggers would make their arse look juicy so they did some chloe ting booty workouts (they gave up in the end). now that nobody wears them they have realised £70 was a rip off and that they actually looked shit. if you want to know who wore these joggers in lockdown they now wear black ribbed flares and a shoulder bag, they now also prey on the other galdem who still wear skinny jeans as they think they look better then them 😭😭

looks at us gallies we have swag with our juicy joggers let’s bring out the mirror in my bedroom to take some pictures outside to look different’ for the gram.

by sid swag June 21, 2021