keyboard jockey

a professional coder, hacker, or other tech-savvy individual that uses a computer a lot.

That's joe. He's the keyboard jockey around here. If you need something fixed, he's the man t odo it

by John Henry Adams December 20, 2008

Pin Dick Coon Jockey

The lowest of all human life forms on the planet. This term stems from the adjective "coon" (referring to black people), which is the lowest of all races (White, Mexican, Jewish...etc.). However, black people have two positive attributes that they contribute to society (a large penis and athleticism). The adjective "pin dick" (more commonly stated as "needle dick") eliminates their big dick attribute. Using the noun "jockey" (referring to horse riding jockeys, which are commonly runts of all people) eliminates all athleticism. "Pin Dick Coon Jockey" describes a black person that has a small penis and is small in stature, the lowest of all possible human life forms on the planet.

Fuck you mother fucker, you are a pin dick coon jockey.

by PDCJ Steve May 3, 2008

Slurpee Jockey

Typical Indian 7-Eleven clerk.

Did you understand a word that Slurpee Jockey said?

by Saysomemore March 12, 2008

ball jacked

While sitting on a Porta-John taking a dump, a prankster drops a rock down the venilation shaft of said Porta-John, thus splashing the shit of many others upon the balls of the occupant.

I was taking a shit at the Old Pueblo and got ball jacked by the drunken fuck camping next to me.

by Tio Innocente April 17, 2009

jacked around

when someone deliberately delays or postpones you, like telling you a bullshit story to buy more time.

I'm tired of getting jacked around by that asshole, I'll take my business somewhere else!

by Marcuserectus February 25, 2014

Jockey-Pipe

The act of sticking a lit crack pipe in your anus and forcibly sneezing to take a hit.

Jeffrey: Hey Mason! I'm about to go jockey-pipe a few grams over at my friend's crib, you wanna come with?
Mason: Yeah just don't hit it too hard or your blood will hurt afterward.

by jthazey August 7, 2019

cracka jacked

getting car jacked by a white person

i was just waiting for the light to turn green when some white dude came up and cracka jacked me

by n1mb0 September 3, 2007