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Jason

A Jason is a sub breed of a Kyle (male Karen)
Dude he’s such a Jason. Like wtf
by CommanderQ August 23, 2021
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Jason

Retard, who still plays Fortnite. He is trying to hide it but he likes this one girl, who’s name starts with a t and ends with and i, but he just won’t admit it. He tells people about being racist and tries to show off to the girls, especially the

first person I said and a person starting with a s and ending with an I.
Jason: I don’t like s.i. Or t.i.

Also Jason: Hey s.i. how are u doing today
by Pp luvr January 18, 2020
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jason

a extremely lucky and sexy guy who gets all the gals, If he gave a fuck about what you think he wouldn't be Jason.
he is very strong and tall, anyone in his path is instantly annihilated.
"hey there what's your name? "Jason". "get in my bed".
by cutekitty69 November 27, 2018
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Jason

Jason is an annoying person, he usually gets off task in school he throws fits and gets in BIG trouble
Ashlyn: hey London.
Grace: yeah!
Ashlyn: look at Jason he is off task and is throwing EVERYTHING!!!!
Grace: OMG!!!!! IKR
by Ms.patato August 27, 2017
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Jason

An extremely gay human being that is in love with penis . He tried to get girls, failed..., so at the moment he tricks boys into going inside his home and does bad stuff to them.
OH MY GOD! That guy has so many dildos ! He must be a Jason .
by kylemorn October 2, 2017
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Jason

A person who is peng. He appears nice but isnt what you expect when you get to know him.
Rahhh Did you see jason in his new gymking tracksuit?
by Roadgyal July 4, 2018
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Jason

Jason is a very kind hearted person. Jason is a quite athletic individual. He has strength, speed, great coordination, great reaction times and aerobic endurance. He will likely use this in is future career. Jason is also extremely attractive to girls, as he has a huge penis he is extremely good at sex, however unlike most guys with a big penis he knows how to use it and instead of hurting the girl he makes them orgasm uncontrollably making them want more. Jason is also very ambitious and will excel at everything he puts his mind too. Jason is also very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. However one bad thing about Jason is his luck. Jason will likely face illegal problems in his life like being involved with drugs and gang violence meaning he will need a companion/partner of the opposite sex to guide him in the right way. His bad luck and guidance will likely start at the age of 12 and end at the age of 25. Despite this many people are jealous of Jason and will try put him down but he will sub come that. Jason will be remembered and be written down in history.
.Jason I love the way you eat my ass and make me orgasm and move my hips uncontrollably with your huge dick.
.Jason When can I suck your huge dick again.
.Jason I love when you cum in my ass
.Jason your so good at playing with my pussy
. I love when you eat my ass Jason
. I love when you spank my ass Jason
by Aveuvuevuevuevue November 18, 2018
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