Jake

Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys
“There goes Jake again”
by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018
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A really kind and intelligent guy!
Not the tallest but works around his problems!
One of the hottest guys to walk on the planet!
Loving, caring and very sweet

Just unlucky I didn't get him 😔
Wow I really want a Jake 😅😅
by Stephanie Mifsud March 06, 2017
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Jake

A Jake is a nice guy. he is smart caring but mean to his enemies. They usually have dark brown curly hair and are commonly tan. they also like to watch star wars and is obsessed with making video games.
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Jake is a guy that is a racist son of a bitch that loves Alex and wants to fuck her
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Jake

Hes a kid who eats his shit and is a crackhead who tries to act cool
girl 1 : whos he...

girl 2 : thats jake.

both : eww
by MZSanta October 05, 2020
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Jake

The cockiest asshole you'll ever meet. He thinks every girl falls at his feet.
Jessica: "Hey Becky, I just met a Jake. *gag*
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"
by Nicole_Evans June 23, 2018
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