Jake

A really kind and intelligent guy!
Not the tallest but works around his problems!
One of the hottest guys to walk on the planet!
Loving, caring and very sweet

Just unlucky I didn't get him 😔

Wow I really want a Jake 😅😅

by Stephanie Mifsud March 6, 2017

Jake

jake is a crybaby who is very sensitive. he has a strange voice and is bored very easily.

i heard that jake threw his helmet when he struck out in baseball yeaterday.

by manssssss July 14, 2018

Jake

Hes a kid who eats his shit and is a crackhead who tries to act cool

girl 1 : whos he...

girl 2 : thats jake.

both : eww

by MZSanta October 5, 2020

Jake

Gay

Jake your gay and no one likes you die

by I made god my bitch November 1, 2019

Jakes

Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.

Jakes being such a dick again!

Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?

Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.

by UM&UAE2021 December 5, 2019

Jake

The ultimate douchebag. If you meet a Jake pray he stands far far away from you. Because he smells. Jakes are commonly known for being sound-cloud rappers(aka bad). He is vile and sexist and gross. BEWARE: Jakes can often make you throw up ( i mean projectile vomit). Often has fake curls.

Person 1: Ew I hate you, Jake.

Jake: Nah you think I’m cute.

Person 1: Burn in Hell, I hope it’s soon.

Jake: Fine I didn’t want to talk to you in the first place. You’re fat.

by Squeegee Beckinhime April 7, 2022

Jake

Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.

Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*

by doodie hole June 28, 2018