Cunt puddle

The puddle of semen left on the man's stomach when the woman climbs off of him after sex.

Girl, I was riding my boyfriend last night and he came, like, really hard. You should have seen the gigantic cunt puddle I left. Oh, wait, you were there. Duh! You're such a ho!

by Pcar May 18, 2012

puddle jumper

a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention

"Dude, I haven't taken a shit in three days. Check out this puddle jumper."

by Phineas Q July 31, 2008

Puddle Pirate

a member of the coast guard who wants to be part of the navy but doesnt wanna work or leave home.

pussy in a navy recruiting office: i wanna join the navy but i dont wanna leave my boyfriend
Navy po: than go be a puddle pirate!

by navy pettyofficer October 06, 2009

Mud Puddle

A name for a female with an extremely loose vagina (derived from the fact that having sex with her would be equivalent to sex with a mud puddle).

"Damn that girl's lookin' good!"
"Don't bother bro. I hit it last week, she's a total mud puddle"

by Elderberry715 February 20, 2012

mud puddle

a big black person.

also known as a melted chocolate ice cream cone.

dude look at that fat black chick!

woaaah! she is a mud puddle!

by bammm!105 May 13, 2011

twistin a puddle

Twisting a pipe full of ice or any other drug for a bigger hit.

I walked in on my boss twistin a puddle on her break.

by Big Ian January 09, 2008

Ass Puddles

The butt mark your butt makes when it's really sweaty after running (Cross Country, Track, etc.) and you sit down on concrete/cement.

Dude, look at those massive ass puddles.

by assmanbill September 02, 2010